Fart Wisdom From Famous Poet

  Love is the fart of every heart; It pains a man when ’tis kept close, and others doth offend when ’tis let loose.” ~ Sir John Suckling


Want to Fart on a Politician?

  Fart By Mail often receives inquiries regarding the legality of sending our cards to government officials. The most recent inquiry from a fantastic customer asked “Is it legal to send [a Fart By Mail] to…





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Farts are a sign of good health.

Gastroenterologists suggest that excessive flatulence may actually indicate a healthy gastrointestinal terrain resulting from an optimal diet.  Instead of casting aspersions at your farting friend,  perhaps you should be asking for a spot at their…